Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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