you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
high people should be assigned attendants
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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