By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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