It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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