But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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