The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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