Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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