oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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