In the future we'll all be gay
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
ok first of all what the fuck
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