So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
