he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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