Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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