What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
We don't watch enough power rangers
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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