you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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