is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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