There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Oh god it's open bar.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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