Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
this will be a night to untag.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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