I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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