So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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