North Korea, Best Korea!
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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