So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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