we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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