I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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