So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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