She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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