two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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