i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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