I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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