They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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