I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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