I bet he comes in French.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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