How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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