it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Randomize