I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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