We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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