She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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