You work out of a Hotel?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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