if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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