matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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