I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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