My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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