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(504): View more from Louisiana

Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....

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(646): View more from New York

Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?

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(530): View more from California

Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection

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(705): View more from Ontario

Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.

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(585): View more from New York

I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night

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