Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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