can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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