Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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