idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
