You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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