Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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