i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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