remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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