He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
