I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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