That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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