I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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