what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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