Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
