my soul wont recognize me after tonight
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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