id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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