I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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