You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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