So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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