there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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