I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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